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Unread 03-06-2003, 06:49 PM
Fun things to do to pass the time at the Castle

I received the following little tidbits from a dear friend today. He has had 14 back surgeries and spent more time in the "castle" than most people... hope you get a chuckle as you prepare for the time ahead.

fill the urine specimin cup with apple juice ... when
the nurse says the specimin doesn't look right ....
tell her you will run it thru again and drink it down

when you do fill the specimin cup the right way ...
run the outside under water and watch the nurses face
when you hand it to her

ask if the iv is fresh cause it don't taste right

when they bring you into the operating room tell them
there must be some mistake .... you asked for a
kingsized oceanfront .... and where is the lil mint on
the pillow .... request a wake up call

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Unread 03-06-2003, 07:14 PM
Fun things to do to pass the time at the Castle

oh my goodness...these are GOOD!! LOL!!! I will have to try a few of these out! <evil grin> That wake up call though...well that I can do without! Seems like they come in with that b.p. thing every half hour as it is!!! :grrr!
Unread 03-07-2003, 12:01 AM

Too Funny!!
I'm writing these down (because I'm blonde and I'm out of Estrogen!) to use at the Castle! Thanks!
Anybody have more?

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